festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.

My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.

by Taintskin September 6, 2017

festering

1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.

all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.

by megzsexy8888 October 31, 2007

fumfering

fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)

1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.

4. To putter aimlessly.

- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."

by default36 October 26, 2020

Flussering

To swindle someone by deceiving them with the use of fictional and seemingly disconnected vocabulary.

"My sociological strata permits me to occupy the second-rate magical condition of historical information"
"Dude, are you flussering me right now?"

by Injio February 9, 2015

Fishering

To masturbate more than 3 times a day without stopping.

Garrett didn't come to school today because he was fishering.

by NamNat February 13, 2015

Festering Hellhole

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.

Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

by EricSparks March 10, 2022

Festering Cunt Sore

An unsightly sore on the "vagina" that has been unattended to for some time and has become somewhat "skanky".

Oh Doris!! you really must get that festering cunt sore seen to as soon as possible.

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009