fornobulate

using phony made up words to confuse and annoy egotistical people with big vocabularies

In college there was a guy in our dorm who tried to impress everyone with his large vocabulary. I got my friends to start using this made up word "fornobulate" to confuse him. We always used it in a different context so he never could guess the meaning. It drove him crazy. When he finally asked me what it meant, I said, "Get a dictionary and look it up, Mr. Vocab." He came back and said it wasn't in Websters. I replied, "What? You can't spell?" So 30 years later I officially give "fornobulate" a meaning!

If a friend tries to impress you with his large vocabulary, fornobulate him!

The fornobulation process used on the egotistical nerd was successful.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

furious masturbation

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

furhole

when hair grows around an asshole

I saw Dirty D's furhole.

by Lil' Smokie August 29, 2003

Furbound

Guy code for hot and sexy. More beautiful then most. Girl who has looks that make you want to tap that. Female rated 8 - 10. Fur is the female and bound is the action to be taken. Bound to get her. Code that can be said in close proximity to female because she has no clue what the hell you are talking about.

Example 1
Girl walks by...
Guy 1 says to Guy 2 (as she is passing): " furbound!"

Guy 2 replies: "Indeed!"

Example 2
Girl walks by...
Guys 1 is not wearing the glasses he should be wearing (as girl walks by): "Furbound?"
Guy 2 : " Dude... Furneve. Go get your glasses!"

Example 3
Group of girls walk by...
From left to right: Girl one is hot (10). Girl two is kinda hot(6). Girl three is not hot (1). Girl four is hot(9).
Guy 1 (as they walk by) : "Furbound, Furpos, Furneve, Furbound!"

Guy 2: Ill take girl one, you take girl four, let drunk tommy take girl two.

by MoPete November 24, 2010

Furious Beppler

When a Beppler, or one of his friends he has to pay to have, looses a pvp fight or an item and the Beppler has to spend real money to replace the in-game item.

Damn, that is one Furious Beppler. The guy he gives stuff to so he will be his friend just lost an item that costs about 500$ and he had to replace it.

by Stouts June 21, 2020

Furcoat

(Noun) Closeted Furry. The wordplay is based around how fur coats are stored in a closet. Similiarly,closeted furs stay there as they haven't left the closet yet due to fear of being rejected by society.

"Anon 1: Playing snoot game does not make one furry."
"Anon 2: Ok Furcoat"

by BasedWaycist88 November 30, 2021

Bi-furious

Bi-furious describes a person who becomes enraged when they are constantly asked whether they're gay or straight.

Another girl at the office asked David if he was gay and he went completely bi-furious on her ass.

by Ash Flanders July 6, 2005