funone

Used on the NFC to denote a stupid, funny or retarded person or comment. Also can be used to denote a joke or sarcasm.

"Shut up man, you're such a funone" "I broke my CD player :funone:" "I hope you die. :funone:"

by VacuolateTuna November 3, 2004

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

Fuconomy

Short for "fucked up economy".

My retirement account is gone. I can't get a car loan. My company just laid off a bunch of people. This fuconomy is killing me.

by Dot2003 December 21, 2008

furongee

A Twinky with yeast filled cream, that someone unknowingly eats on a Monday morning

Hey tiny Ken, did you enjoy your date with peeaira, bet you had the taste of furongee in your mouth Sunday morning!

by #dump1 April 23, 2021

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016

futon relationship

When a relationship is functional but not comfortable it's a futon relationship. You know you rather be in a bed.

"Did you see Sally and Billy together last night?"
"Yeah, looks like they're in a futon relationship."

by Aimditto November 14, 2015