Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

by JJJAL August 20, 2019

Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"

"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"

by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

funnecessary

things that are fun but completely unnecessary.

oh man bro, i got homework but instead i watched season 1 of Dexter. it was completely funnecessary.

by funkifine October 27, 2010

Texas Funeral

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.

See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

funner

funner is a word when used people say "that's not a word ". So help make funner a word so we can say " Yes it actually is a word look it up ".

urban dictionary is a lot funner to use than other dictionaries .

by imjustsayin33 May 10, 2019