Skip to main content

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
mugGet the Retirement Funeral mug.

Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"
"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"
by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009
mugGet the Funeralopolis mug.
Related Words

Gunk Fungler

A multi coloured news mascot, commited to online social anarchy. Someone who stands for the lonely dregs of society. A true hero.
"Did you see the vote for that Mascot last night? I hope everybody was encouraged to vote for that Gunk Fungler!
by TheRealRomeo May 1, 2017
mugGet the Gunk Fungler mug.

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
mugGet the Cheater's Funeral mug.

Texas Funeral

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.
See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
mugGet the Texas Funeral mug.

stuperous funker

An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"
"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"
by Go Cubs 2009 February 23, 2009
mugGet the stuperous funker mug.

Fundergrad

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie
After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.
by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009
mugGet the Fundergrad mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email