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fuckernut

A person (usually a man) that acts so stupid you just wanna strangle them. They screw things up, say stupid stuff, and have nothing intelligent to say. Their voice is usually that of one Napoleon Dynamite.
Moron Man: "hey, man, got any weeeeed? ha.. ha.. ha"

Tanya: "Hey, man, you're a fuckernut! You're the biggest piece of trash I ever laid eyes on."
by HateStupidPeople March 26, 2009
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fuckernutter

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.
Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.
by Jay Dog April 9, 2003
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Dr Funkenstein

Main character of the funkateers' album "Clones of Dr Funkenstein", a fusion of Star Wars and funky bass lines from Parliament, half of George Clinton's funk empire.
We'd love to Funk you Funkenstein, your Funk is the BEST-ie. we'd love to jam with you Dr Funkenstein, cos you are the don of the hood.
by Damn Yankees April 26, 2006
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Punkernut

You are a punkernut!
by fr56gt7yh8uji December 8, 2022
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fuckernutter

Similar to a fluffernutter, but made during sex with peanut butter and semen and fed to the woman.
I blew my load onto the bread, spread some peanut butter on the other slice, put them together and stuffed it in her mouth. She loved that fuckernutter.
by BJ23 December 29, 2007
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funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.
1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"
by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007
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Dr. Funkenstein

Dr. Amos Funkenstein (1937-1995). Jewish historical scholar, author of such works as Perceptions of Jewish History from Antiquity to the Present (Tel Aviv, 1991). Probably nowhere near as cool as his name implies.
"I follow the late scholar of Jewish thought, Dr. Funkenstein, in defining historical consciousness as a useful and neglected middle term in this debate"

- Susan A. Crane, 'Writing the Individual Back into Collective Memory', The American Historical Review, 102, 5 (Dec 1997), p.1373.
by historygeek September 6, 2008
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