Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

Funcle

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!

by Eddywarn February 8, 2017

pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

fundie hole

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.

marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...

by Grafikman January 22, 2007

Funcle

The fun uncle.

Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone

by Rose527 May 3, 2017

fundietard

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

fundie mode

The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.

Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.

Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol

by Grafikman December 25, 2006