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gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview
that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

fundosphere 

Fund + sphere. A particular person's realm of affordability. (imitating words such as atmosphere, blogosphere, etc.)
I would really like to buy a new car, but right now that's way outta my fundosphere.
fundosphere by Ju1iet January 21, 2008
Money, usually in an adquate abundance to support a certain cause.
I have enough fundage on my person to pay for the cakes and ale.
fundage by theformerowenmeany November 24, 2009

Fundamentalist 

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.
Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.
Fundamentalist by Matrexius March 3, 2005

Funday Monday 

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.
Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.
Funday Monday by Jash9 March 4, 2011

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law
For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.
fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009