Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Fuperb

Fucking Superb

By Jove, Reginald, this vintage is simply fuperb!

by arrghmatey January 27, 2010

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

Fumbered

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

Fumfer

To say nonsensical things in rapidly therefore no one can understand you.

Jake Peralta : (talks meaningles and rapidly)
Captain Holt: you're fumfering...

Jake Peralta: of course I'm fumfering!

by wayofthevoid August 5, 2019

fumfering

fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)

1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.

4. To putter aimlessly.

- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."

by default36 October 26, 2020

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003