Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

fuckernut

A person (usually a man) that acts so stupid you just wanna strangle them. They screw things up, say stupid stuff, and have nothing intelligent to say. Their voice is usually that of one Napoleon Dynamite.

Moron Man: "hey, man, got any weeeeed? ha.. ha.. ha"

Tanya: "Hey, man, you're a fuckernut! You're the biggest piece of trash I ever laid eyes on."

by HateStupidPeople March 26, 2009

fucktent

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations

Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.

by the_mav October 22, 2009

fuckteen

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."

by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

fuckernutter

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.

Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.

by Jay Dog April 9, 2003

fuckerneck

A playful term used among friends. A modernization of terms such as "ding-dong" or "silly-willy" or even "goofball". Can be used in a jovial sense, or even when you're angry.

Look here fuckerneck, we're bros from way back, but I don't want you calling my sister.

That fuckerneck was in here jacking off to my computer. Fucking gross.

by Jim Nicholas April 10, 2008

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.

Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen

by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009