Fucksmack

A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body

Burgler: ima lay the Fucksmack on you pal!!
Man: No!

by Derkadurr March 11, 2017

fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

fuckwashed

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.

Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.

by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fucksmack

A person who is a total dumbass.

Jay mead is a dildonian fucksmack.

by Jay Mead October 25, 2003

fuckmeshit

another way to say that you want to have wild lesbian sex and great sex with your partner all night long.
also something you scream while having sex if your partner is doing a great job.
also taken as a shorter way of saying "fuck me please..oh shit i just came."

ohh yes baby fuckmeshit! fuckmeshit!

by Jazzi:] November 7, 2007

Fuckflash

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.

'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'

by Dicari April 17, 2014