fuckcapade™
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
Example: She used to be a good girl but she's currently on a fuckcapade with several different guys.
by TheLongHairedBat December 23, 2010
Get the fuckcapade mug.What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'
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DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008
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by Aryan Gandhi the wanker August 20, 2018
Get the fuckmypussy mug.Derogatory term for a female concubine, or sexual slave, who is obliged to cook and clean for her master. Also see Bitch, definition 1 example 3.
James: Have you seen Charles's new fuckmaid? She's positively smashing!
Charles: Oi, fuckmaid! Make us a sandwich, and while you're at it, how bout a little head?
Charles: Oi, fuckmaid! Make us a sandwich, and while you're at it, how bout a little head?
by opium November 27, 2004
Get the Fuckmaid mug.A mutated cross between an alligator, a platipus, and an octopus, often resmbling a massive penis. According to urban myth is an escaped animal from government testing. In reality, there is no Bogeyman, the monsters under small childrens' beds accross the nation are undoubtedly descendants of the very first fuckapuss which escaped into the wild in 1995.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
The mating call of the fuckapuss is "nomnomnom" this is often confused with the sound of squeaking floorboards, therefore fuckapusses often go unnoticed until it is too late. By then, the victim has been raped and left to keep track of precisely 52 fuckapuss children. That is how fuckapusses reproduce, since they are all born male. Fuckapusses can also empregnate men. Therefore, a fuckapuss's best suited environment is under the beds of small children, altough single adults who live alone are also prime targets.
Small child: Mommy! A fuckapuss came out from under my bed and tried to rape me!
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
Mother: Relax, there are no such things as monsters. You just had a nightmare. Go back to bed.
by Baileywatercolors November 3, 2009
Get the fuckapuss mug.An oversized woman who prays on drunk men in social settings. The fuckapotimi are attrackted to men with slured speach, and impaired walking abilities. The attack is known as being grizzlesnatched.
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