Fuckmaid Share definition Flag Derogatory term for a female concubine, or sexual slave, who is obliged to cook and clean for her master. Also see Bitch, definition 1 example 3. James: Have you seen Charles's new fuckmaid? She's positively smashing! Charles: Oi, fuckmaid! Make us a sandwich, and while you're at it, how bout a little head? Fuckmaid by opium November 27, 2004 Get the Fuckmaid mug.