fuckbake

A total moron. Synonomous with asshat

Someone should take fuckbake over there to the hospital.

by Jen October 2, 2003

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Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

by snik November 19, 2003

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fuckbear

A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.

John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

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Fuckbean

cat that sucks his own balls and bites his nipples

Fuckbean, stop sucking your balls!

by Flash May 25, 2003

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fuckbeans

The term "fuck beans" was originally picked up by a friend from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back" he didn't tell us this, and we said "I don't get it" for a couple of days everytime he said "fuck beans", till he told us, we had already seen Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back and recalled which part of the film it originated from.

thejackal: FUCK BEANS!
HM2K: I Don't Get It...

by HM2K May 8, 2003

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