Faucibaiting

Drawing someone’s attention away through nonsensical actions or words while maintaining upmost confidence in one’s deception and charging blindly ahead.

I was Faucibaiting when I told her I was in the Little SEALs program that sends people of short stature into dangerous places that the regular SEAL couldn’t access.

by DaGoodDoc June 9, 2021

Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.

"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."

by inhetet June 3, 2009

fuckfarting around

Fuckfarting around, means, doing nothing as in being lazy, a person who is lazy or being lazy.

Word by, m.boswell tx.

Everyone at work are just fuckfarting around, being lazy and nothing is getting done today.

by ChellieTexas April 26, 2016

Fuckiting

The action of saying or thinking "fuck it," then proceeding to either leave the current situation one is in or moving forward and finishing an action, not caring about the outcome and/or consequences.

"I've been fuckiting a lot when it comes to my school projects." "They don't seem to really matter in the long run, so I don't put any passion into them."

by Verashe April 10, 2017

FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011

FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...

I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"

by ApplePicker July 6, 2009

Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010