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facebaiter 

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
facebaiter by KumquatKing October 4, 2013
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Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"
H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter
Facebutter by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

flamebaiter

A douche who practices the art of the Flamebait. Someone who posts in a message board or forum for the sole purpose of starting asinine pointless arguements. Is generally hated by most.
Douche_king69 started more flamewars on the forum today, man, that guy is such a flamebaiter.
flamebaiter by KingTom S January 18, 2008

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting 

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.
After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.
facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends
There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.
facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007