Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Fisterbating

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008

frusturbating

the act of masturbating in the abcence of exersex

my ho dont need no excersex, iv been reduced fo frusturbating man!

by jameshe September 25, 2006

frusterbation

frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.

First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.

by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010

fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

by Whitlash September 27, 2020

long and frustrating

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022