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fruitbag

A well-known troll in math and science channels on irc networks, mostly freenode, efnet, and undernet.
In #math:
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?

In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.
by coequalizer November 25, 2007
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Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.
Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
by 5578 November 12, 2009
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Fruititionist

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.
www.thefruititionist.com
by The fruititionist September 20, 2010
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fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008
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Fruitbooter

A derogatory name used by skateboarders to describe rollerbladers. Not all rollerbladers. Just the snotty ones that cut you off just after you drop in, and right before you're getting ready to set a grind.
"Get out of my way you fucking frootbooter!"

"Get of the planet you lame ass!"
by go big or go home. June 20, 2005
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fruitbag

A fag; a fruity person; a very colorful person that is much like a bag of a bunch of different kinds of fruit - Kind of like Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
"That male cheerleader is such a fruitbag, he's always prancing around like a unicorn!"

"Man, you are a bag of fruit and a 1/2."

"Quit being such a fruitbag, shut the fuck up!"
by Jack Wayne November 7, 2007
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Fruitastic

Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.
Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?"
Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!"
Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing."
Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."
by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009
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