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Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
by Josh.T May 13, 2008
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frosties kid

1.the annoying brat off of the frosties advert. he says sumbliminal messages in the advert if you play it backwards.
2. someone who eats thin air (who is blonde) whilst doing the long jump
1. i just hate the frosties kid, that ad is soooo anoying!
2. OMG, did you see jake do the long jump? he is so the frosties kid. why don't we sing the song to him whenever we see him? yeah, that sounds like fun.
by what.do.you.care? October 6, 2006
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Frosties

Olly: hey look, that girl's got some frosties on her
by Del the Boy September 28, 2009
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Frosties Surprise

When a girl builds a penis on a snowman and uses it as a dildo.
“What’s that Girl doing over there?”
“Oh that’s Frosties Surprise.”
by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019
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lesbo frosties

the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
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festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.
Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008
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frosties

Los Angeleno slang for beers of any kind, cold or otherwise.
"hey do you have any frosties or should i pick some up?" Asked Jamal
by AndyFox1979 August 3, 2007
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