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flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.
Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.
by builderbob58 October 4, 2018
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flatlander

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains
The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.
by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006
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Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.
"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."
by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007
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flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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flatland

Flatland BMX is an evolution of the freestyle BMX movement and (some influence from) break dancing, and has been refined into one of the hardest sports to master (hand-eye-body-coordination-wise) in all of action sports. Still keeping true to freestyle, this form of cycling involves many scuffing, spinning, rolling, and hopping tricks while balancing on only one wheel of the bike for a duration of time. Many tricks may be linked together to form links - and some may last for as long as 4 minutes at a time whithout the rider's foot or both tires touching the ground.
1. Yo that gansta ass G thurr just busted out a tight flatland move!
2. Whoa, did you see that spinning flatland move? That was curazee!
3. No, this is not a street bike - it is a flatland bike.
by Jas0n 0n a BIKE February 25, 2005
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flatlander

Used by native Vermonters to describe people from anywhere else in the country, regardless of whether or not your state has a higher elevation than Vermont. If you aren't native to Vermont, you're a flatlander, period. The term came about because of people from other states visiting the state on account of the ski resorts and the mountains.
"Those damn rich flatlanders come up here from freakin' California and buy up all our farmland and develop damn Walmarts all over the place."

"You're from Michigan? You're a damn flatlander."

"I'm a ridgerunner, not a flatlander."
by katelynrt April 10, 2006
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flatlandz

Bay Area slang for the city of Fairfield, CA
Home of the Federation
"Come roll through to the flatlandz, yee!"
by Tabor Park Pimpin' July 24, 2006
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