Fartlandia

When one farts in his hand and cups it over his chicks face. The smell is so bad she passes out and he sticks it in her ass.

The other night my bitch came by for some fun. I threw it in her ass when she entered a state of Fartlandia.

by Mystic Cuntry Babe August 22, 2014

fartland

an imaginary land where the inhabitants are mobilizied by fart flight.

"man, i was in fartland last night... those little shitters were flying all over the place! propelled by their own ass gass!"

"No way?!"

by merriquitecontrary July 7, 2008

Fartanoia

The anxious state of not knowing whether passing gas will result in something more unpleasant.

"I had a moment of fartanoia and decided it was better to excuse myself to the restroom just in case."

by FatBallz6969 March 30, 2023

fartland

a world of imagination where everyone lives by flatulation.
if there were none they would all ROT from fresh air and die.

without fart we die
we will not live in fartland and thats not good.

by sisi sex January 11, 2008

farflandia

Its a new word for me. Farfs lie here flees do to. Their is also a song about this land called the farf remix.

We live in farflandia

by Farfs February 10, 2018

fartland

the heaven (and sometimes hell) of farts. where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your ass.

"The poor little fart escaped my asshole to return to fartland where he could be back with his family. "

by merriquitecontrary July 7, 2008

farlanda

The baddest bitch he will ever meet. She smart and very mature. She can have a I don’t give a f*** mind set when people make her mad. She a very loyal and honest person and also good in bed.

John:who is that.?
Lora: oh that’s Farlanda

John: yeaaa she’s mine

by Farlanda November 22, 2021