by Lunchbox37 April 11, 2009
Get the Frankenmuth mug.Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered.
When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.
The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.
The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017
Get the Frankenfutz mug.(n) A blunt that has been torn, and repaired so many times by different bluntwraps sitting around that it no longer retains any resemblance to its original state.
Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.
That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.
-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.
Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.
That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.
-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.
Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.
by thejenius May 24, 2009
Get the frankenblunt mug."I've taken parts from the last five computers I've had, and put them all into one tower. I've turned it into a frankenputer!"
by Alishya October 1, 2007
Get the Frankenputer mug.by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005
Get the Frankenmuth mug.A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.
I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.
by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017
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