Franken

To grope in a subtle yet direct way.

I can't wait to get around those chicks. I'll franken them.

by Frankenfine November 20, 2017

franken-

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced

Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2011

Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009

Franken-fine

1. an adjective that describes a man or woman, usually green-ish and arguably alive or not, that is looking super sexy or fuckable on that day.

2. a monstrous pun.

*Pronunciation should be with a slight ebonics or mexican accent: (just imagine Missy Elliot or DMX saying it)

Girl: "Ooh girl, check him out... 'nigga's lookin' franken-fine tonight... mmm-hmmm... yeah... alright... okay... mm boy."



Friend #1: "Dude Im finna sound like fag, but you're looking fucking franken-fine today, motherfucker."

Friend #2: "Yo thanks, that was some franken-fine alliteration."

Friend #1: "Yeah sucka, peace on Earff!"

Friend #2: "Whaddup, baby?"

by Dumblesaur February 10, 2009

franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

by Deadfella September 20, 2010

Al Franken

A former SNL writer, now a liberal author famous for his heartfelt honesty, sparkling wit, disturbingly handsome face (in my opinion), and charming--if sometimes a bit overbearing--conduct during battles with Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the uber-conservative crew.

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."

"If you listen to a lot of conservatives, they'll tell you that the difference between
them and us is that conservatives love America and liberals hate America.... They don't
get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different Way. You see, they
love America the way a 4-year-old loves her Mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups.


To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is
bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad,
and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world."

by Lady Pain March 08, 2005

Al Franken

A former writer for Saturday Night Live, now better known as a liberal activist and comedy writer. Has incited the wrath of many a conservative mainly for cheerfully shoving their own slimeball tactics back in their face. Currently getting very rich off a stupid lawsuit filed by Fox News and dismissed by a very annoyed judge.

"The nice thing about Al Franken is that he doesn't take himself anywhere near as seriously as Michael Moore."

by Brian X September 22, 2003