Fowling is a recreational sport played by the coolest people in the world. You throw a football towards bowling pins that are placed on a board at a distance of 48 feet apart. The goal is to knock all ten pins down. It is more difficult than it looks or sounds. It is known as "the sport of kings". Created in the early 2000's, fowling is growing in popularity, and is most commonly found at tailgates. The biggest fowling event is held at the Indy 500 "coca cola lot" on the saturday before the race. Last year, a record high of 62 teams of two participated in the "super fowl saturday" tournament. It has been rumored that even Chuck Norris loves to fowl. The official fruit of fowling is the cherry. The game was invented by mere accident, by three beer drinking men named Chutt, John Von Mack, and Mr. Skip. Fowling has even also raised money for charity! If you would like to be one of the coolest people in the world, and join in on the fun!
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FOXING; (verb) 'To Fox'
The art of going into places you shouldn't, taking things you oughtn't to, and doing things that in most countries are probably just a tiny bit illegal. Acts are usually performed while under cover of darkness, with an MO directed in a more lighthearted vein, as opposed to an operation of terror or destruction. Can also be used to describe an outing of mischief. Similar to reality hacking, urban infiltration/urban exploration, and parkour, but with the added bonus of 'finding' random items to be 'purchased' as trophies for well-run missions.
The art of going into places you shouldn't, taking things you oughtn't to, and doing things that in most countries are probably just a tiny bit illegal. Acts are usually performed while under cover of darkness, with an MO directed in a more lighthearted vein, as opposed to an operation of terror or destruction. Can also be used to describe an outing of mischief. Similar to reality hacking, urban infiltration/urban exploration, and parkour, but with the added bonus of 'finding' random items to be 'purchased' as trophies for well-run missions.
Sample Activities and Term Usage;
1. Finding an 'open' door to an office and 'purchasing' a half-dozen paperclips from the workstation for trophies. Perhaps if time, rearranging important looking papers that were found in the 'unlocked' filing cabinet and drawing smiley faces in the centre of each one. Take the umbrella.
2. Collecting goslings.
...I don't think this one needs any explaination.
3. Deviant #1: "Man, we should go Foxing!"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love Foxing! So when do we start?"
Deviant #1: "Right now. Behind three locked doors, past a rabid pirate, and down a pitch-black ventilator shaft, there's an elastic band waiting with my name on it. You in?"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! But what do I get?"
Deviant #1: "...Uh, you can have the post-it pad."
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love post-its!"
Deviant #1: "..."
1. Finding an 'open' door to an office and 'purchasing' a half-dozen paperclips from the workstation for trophies. Perhaps if time, rearranging important looking papers that were found in the 'unlocked' filing cabinet and drawing smiley faces in the centre of each one. Take the umbrella.
2. Collecting goslings.
...I don't think this one needs any explaination.
3. Deviant #1: "Man, we should go Foxing!"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love Foxing! So when do we start?"
Deviant #1: "Right now. Behind three locked doors, past a rabid pirate, and down a pitch-black ventilator shaft, there's an elastic band waiting with my name on it. You in?"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! But what do I get?"
Deviant #1: "...Uh, you can have the post-it pad."
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love post-its!"
Deviant #1: "..."
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Get the Foxing mug.The act of placing a vibrating object on your genitalia for sexual pleasure. This can be attributed to the game "Star Fox" which was the first to incorporate Nintendo's rumble pack system (very well known for the final cut scene after you kill Andross where it rumbled for nearly a minute). This act was done by so many 8 year olds that Nintendo actually had a complaint center for it.
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1. Mock fighting or wrestling, horseplay, slapping, or grab-assing, usually indulged in by immature boys.
2. Adults who evade work responsibility by indulging in tomfoolery or idle socializing when there is work to be done.
3. Current euphemism for "have sex," having replaced "make love" about 25-30 years ago. "Fooling around" connotes sexual foreplay which may or may not lead to deliberate intercourse depending on the couple's tradition and current opportunity.
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1. Mock fighting or wrestling, horseplay, slapping, or grab-assing, usually indulged in by immature boys.
2. Adults who evade work responsibility by indulging in tomfoolery or idle socializing when there is work to be done.
3. Current euphemism for "have sex," having replaced "make love" about 25-30 years ago. "Fooling around" connotes sexual foreplay which may or may not lead to deliberate intercourse depending on the couple's tradition and current opportunity.
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1-"Boys, if you don't stop that fooling around back there, I'm gonna turn this van around and we'll all go home."
2-"The phone was ringing, and where were the front-office employees? In the break room, fooling around as usual."
3-"There's nothing on TV and the kids are asleep. Feel like fooling around?"
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2-"The phone was ringing, and where were the front-office employees? In the break room, fooling around as usual."
3-"There's nothing on TV and the kids are asleep. Feel like fooling around?"
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