Texticular Fortitude

Noun. The sudden boost in confidence one receives when communicating by means of text. Often visible when communicating through instant messaging or texting, when someone says something you know they would never have the confidence to say in person.

Timid Asian Boy: I hate you! You're a slut! I never want to see you again!

Burly Russian Girl: Say that to my face, Dickslam!

Notice the sudden surge of confidence in the Timid Asian Boy. He would never speak so angrily towards the Burly Russian Girl in person. He is experiencing Texticular Fortitude.

by JuhCoby25 December 9, 2008

anal fortitude

n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.

In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.

by Andriznles & MC Derf July 28, 2006

Fortitudinous

To posses inner strength of mind

One who becomes still

To have Power of presence

To remain courageous through pain

Many are perplexed and made uncomfortable by her fortitudinous nature

by Morphologicalfreedom... September 28, 2013

Fortitude Save

In roleplaying, a save one rolls to resist certain effects, such as poison, sleep, fatigue, etc. Based on the Constitution score.

"Make a fortitude save."

"I rolled a one."

"You die of poisoning."

by fanficbug May 15, 2006

onyx the fortuitous

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"

Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.

by devildaddy February 4, 2018

testicular fortitude

Balls, as in courage or bravery. See also chutzpah.

He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to challenge me to a fight!

by JohnQPublic March 28, 2007

fortuitous

extremely lucky, fortunate, unexpected

She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!

by tinadrummin November 17, 2005