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Fortisore 

A fortisore is the spot on your stomach that when rubbed right will make your leg twitch and kick.
The cool pet rolled over, ready for his fortisore to be scratched just right.
Fortisore by Cool Cat Jim January 21, 2022
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Fortisore 

When you play so much fortnite that your girlfriend yells at you and threatens to leave you but you have to destroy the prepubescent teenagers that disrespected your mom and your foot gets sore.
I gotta get off guys, I’m fortisore and my foot hurts.
Fortisore by Alobi January 21, 2022

Fortisore 

Crying over spilled $MILK cause you dropped a glass of it on your foot and now your foot-is-sore :((((
My Cool Pet had a bad case of Fortisore this morning, I have to take it to Cooltopia's Dr. KitCat!
Fortisore by bingbong267 January 23, 2022

fortismere 

Fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. The school is contains by 6 different types of people. The loners who don't talk and/or don't socialise. The Arty bitches, who always carry around annoying big ass bag that gets in peoples way. The Unique Bitches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they're all hella popular. The hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always snobby. The btec roadmen who think they're bad but live in a five story house in Muswell Hill with their mum Sharron who drinks tea daily. And the 'edgy' skets who think there different but wear the most popular shit..
'Oh you go to fortismere! I have an Edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh'

fortscore 

number of times u get laid every twenty years.
Doushe:Iv gotten laid 175 times in the past year! Guy2:Nice fortscore
fortscore by Urban_Webster_254 June 30, 2009

forniboredom 

The term used when people have sex and often make babies due to extreme boredom. Small towns often have high levels of forniboredom.
Fallon, Nevada teens are struggling with forniboredom.

Fortise My Love 

It's an expression used to express or ask how someone feels about their love towards you or someone else, or something.
Mom, do you fortise my love?
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