Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.

I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

futurbate

The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

by Time Traveling Masturbator March 18, 2011