Fishgasm

When a man is trying to reel in a very large fish, gets VERY excited, and makes very loud noises similar to an orgasm.

Dude! Did you see that video, 'Giant 600 Pound Goliath Bass breaks rod'?

Yes! That was hilarious! He totally had a fishgasm!

by MusicIsLove217 September 9, 2010

Flushsmear

Pronounced (fluhzh-meer) - similar to the sound of Cashmere which is (kazh-meer)

1. The streak, smear, or temporary poop stain left on a toilet bowl as the result of first flushing the toilet and then beginning bowel movements when one hears the toilet gurgling during the end of the flush.

1. I went to Reds house and left a flushsmear in his guest bathroom.

2. Hey man! You should go to Daves house and leave a flushsmear.

3. Have you heard of a Flushmear before? People have been spreading it like it's hot!

by buht February 19, 2011

Fishgasm

When someone catches a large male salmon, swueezes the sperm onto their faces, and calls it a day.

John-your skin is so smooth, what do you use?
Paul-I get a fishgasm every morning

by Xeroxed April 9, 2010