Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

fluttering

From a root form of "flattery" but combined with the context of "flirting" used to describe someone gay being overly friendly with someone straight, but of the opposite sex.

I wanted to talk to that cute girl but that gay guy was to busy fluttering with her, hating on my game.

by DesignFerm November 28, 2013

Fuddering

To manually stimulate the female genitals.

"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

by McGyverMuffDiver May 13, 2008

Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.

Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).

by Moreassonud August 29, 2016

Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.

"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"

by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014

floggering

the act of exposing yourself to a blind person

I can't believe u got caught floggering that blind man!!

by Sarah MA. March 23, 2008

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010