Flossed

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

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When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

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flossed

after a strainful workout your muscles become tight and very visable.

My muscles are so flossed they cut a cake.

by Groc February 25, 2008

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flossed up

to be in a happy state of drunkeness or fucked up in other words

yo look at adam over there dancing!

yeah man he is hella flossed up

by miikstyles August 15, 2010

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The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.

Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.

by EmDeeAr October 21, 2011

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