A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.
by Nobody443333 December 24, 2013
Get the Flobsmug. When you spit
by I_know_my_urbs November 27, 2013
Get the flobbedmug. by Abcd Xyz 29207 May 20, 2023
Get the Flobmug. "Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.
(Alternatively)
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021
Get the Flobbingmug. Flob is a combination of the words flower and blob. The word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her Painting My Tie Dye (AGAIN.) for her new character who is a flower blob.
Moriah: Hey guys check out my new character! She's a flob!
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
Fans: Aw she's so cute! I hope you make more flobs in the future!
Moriah: I really hope flob doesn't actually mean anything else
by ๐น๐ฬ๐๐อ ๐ผฬอ๐๐ฬซอจ๐๐ออฬ๐ July 9, 2022
Get the Flobmug. A word to describe a mood where you are feeling pretty lazy and just want to chill out at home/at a friend's, and do nothing except watch movies/blog/eat etc.
"I think I'm just going to flob about today."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."
"I feel like flobbing."
"I think we should just flob."
by Emotionally Charged Student February 21, 2013
Get the Flobmug. by BENCHCULT May 22, 2020
Get the Flobmug.