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Flatulina

The pioneer artist in the world of flatomusicology, which is the study of music created with bubbles.
Flatulina's study of flatomusic resulted in music created by farts, and singing fish.
by tootie November 8, 2003
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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flatulepsy

A sudden and uncontrollable release of intestinal gases.
(from Latin. "flatus" -- intestinal gas + Greek "lepsus" -- an attack.
1. "Poor Tom had to stay home. He has flatulepsy".

2. "Flatulepsy can be treated by a regimen of proper dietary intake."

3. The sudden exodus from the room was blamed on a unbearibly odiferous instance of mass flatulepsy, brought on by excessive chili consumption."
by Steeplejack February 12, 2010
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flatulist

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
by FartAficionado July 29, 2016
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Flatulicious

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.
With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!
by IanSean April 4, 2008
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Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
by Gas Queen March 1, 2011
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flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.
Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.
by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005
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