Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020

flattening

A term for the fetish of being stepped on.

"Step on me Lady Dimitrescu!" -person into flattening

by Zanean May 11, 2021

Flattening the Purpose

Sitting on someone for no reason.

This fat kid keeps flattening the purpose of minding his own business!

by TBS_Inferno September 21, 2021

flattening

To flatten ones chicken before putting it on the George Foreman grill.

I've started flattening chicken breasts (smashing them flat/even) and using the foreman

by The little things April 22, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that flattens the curve.
2. Somone that believes the earth is flat.

They trying to flatten the curve they must be flattenists

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flattenist

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.

They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022