Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011

fartsturbate

v.
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time

2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth

Zack got a detention for fartsturbating in class.

by Casey January 20, 2005

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

by PacDwarf June 22, 2011