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A flarf is a word that can replace another; ashley
oh flarf I forgot my cheer bag
flarf by flarf/flarffy October 11, 2016
A tiny clod of dust and lint that either collects in the deep corner pocket of jeans or the bellybutton.
1. I found flarf in my bellybutton while changing my shirt. 2. There was flarf in my jean's pocket that the dryer vent did not collect.
Flarf by anonymous December 23, 2021
When you laugh and fart at the same time.
I just flarfed. I guess I need to poop. haha.
Hey, you just flarfed. haha.
I just flarfed again.
flarf by Yuliehowl December 26, 2021
A small, squeaky fart that sounds muffled or suppressed
My sister farted into the chair, it was most definitely a flarf.
Flarf by Jungusboi December 7, 2024
To smoke weed through the urethra or ass
Yo man wanna come over and flarf with me?
Flarf by Landon De Loume September 9, 2025

Flarf McClarfl 

Flarf McClarfl was the 17th president.