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frumpleskirt

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished
person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you
by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019
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Flumphy

A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’
Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)
by Seadevil August 22, 2020
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Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows
They are so soft, like flumps
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Flumpty Bumpty

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.
Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Flump

1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.
Dave – underpant typhoon

Dave's mate - Did you flump?

Dave again – Yeah. Sorry lads I think a flump just came out of its burrow
by Flumpet January 27, 2020
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Frumpis

See Dog. Also known as Coo Coo pants, dumpsit or button head.
Oh frumpis, stop chewing on your baby.
by GBLD January 12, 2009
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Frumpled

The trait, characteristic, feeling of being frumpy, crumpled, disheveled, out of sorts, sleepy, groggy, drunk, sad, or rumpled.
To be "frumpled" is to resemble or feel like: a balled up piece of tissue paper, tin foil, or newspaper. A soggy napkin, a wet toilet paper roll, or damp socks.
by Kia Carbone June 26, 2008
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