nine to five

Its used as a verb. It is what you actually do when you get to work. Many jobs have fancy names like Assistant executive vice-president to the blind foundation of excellence, but people dont know what that means, so you ask them, "whats your nine to five?" and they tell you if they sit at a desk, or do they write papers? are they walking around supervising people? what does the person actually do all day, the actual 9am to 5pm shift, what are they doing specifically?

"whats your "nine to five?"

by Randy Brotto April 9, 2008

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Nine to Five

When you are out partying and you bring home a girl that is a nine, but you wake up the next morning and she is a five laying in the bed next to you. You just experienced a nine to five.

Joe thought he brought home a fine bitty from the club last night, but when he woke up, there was a five in his bed. Joe got nine to fived.

by the devine one April 24, 2011

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Eight six seven five three oh nine

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call

Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021

nine to five

Also used in the Ramones song "It's Not My Place" on the Pleasant Dreams album

My mom and dad are always fighting
And it's getting very unexciting
To get a good job
You need a proper schooling
Now who the hell
Do ya think you're fooling

But it's not my place oh no
No it's not my place no no
No it's not my not my not my place
In the 9 to 5 world
And it's not my place
In the 9 to 5 world

And it's not my place
with 9 to 5 girl
It's not my place
In the 9 to 5 world

by Brock March 7, 2005

Nine-To-Five

A Nine-To-Five is a girl who applied too much makeup that she was brought down from a nine to a five.

Rich: "Did you see that girl back there? I'm pretty sure that's not her natural facial skin color."

Johnson: "That's just Courtney, she's a total Nine-To-Five."

by Emperor Henry V September 22, 2016