Fishmonger

One who sells fish, and thusly smells of his mothers vagina.

Thou smelleth of a fishmonger!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

Fishmonger

A person who mongs fish.

Billy is a fishmonger because Billy chats shit to fish he catches until their pea sized brain turns to a fluid and seeps out of their flabbergasted mouth.

by Cheney Hawks January 14, 2022

Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.

Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.

by Webby's sweaty, rasping cleft September 12, 2006

Fishmonger's Dustbin

A vagina that could attract seagulls from miles around.

That bitch has a fishmonger's dustbin

by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011

fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

Fishmonger's mop bucket

Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.

"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"

by The sting January 14, 2014

Fishmonger's

They barely fucking exist now, you now find "fish" in those big shitty supermarkets. Their so-called "fish" has "great flavour and is mouth-watering" taste which is utter bullshit. Probably have more sawdust than actual fish in those fuckers.

Person1: I know what will happen, I will go to the supermarket to get fish and Person2 and Person3 should say I should go to the Fishmonger's.
Me, writing this: Oh you dickhead, I wanted a fucking story you shitty non-existent guy. Now my next definition has to be FUCKING DIFFERENT!

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024