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morto di figa

It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa
by ml34567 August 26, 2011
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Fighissuer

A person that never achieves anything in life and has abnormally small feet and dick
I can't believe that guy wrecked my car, what a Fighissuer
by Manatee January 6, 2017
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Figtiguratively

When you're literally and figuratively speaking at the same time
The sun figtiguratively brightened her day, it figuratively put her in a good mood and the sun literally brightened her day
by TheWellsofFun January 26, 2015
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Figwit

An audience-named elf in the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King played by Brett McKenzie from the parody band Flight of the Conchords. Acronym for "Frodo Is Great...Who Is That?"
by Caelum March 24, 2009
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Figawi

An annual sailboat race from Cape Cod to the island of Nantucket, taking place at the begginging of summer. It has become a weekend long event for the island, and is really nothing more than an excuse to get wasted and walk around town. It doesnt matter who wins the race, as long as all contstants and townsfolk have consumed copious amounts of alcohol. The word figawi supposedly comes from drunken sailors with the New England accent landing on Nantucket and asking the question, "Where the fuck are we?"
On Nantucket during this particular weekend, you may hear many drunks ask, "Where the Figawi?"
by FigawiGoose September 25, 2005
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figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
by Abby December 3, 2004
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What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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