FIFA

A global money laundering operation posing as a governing body for football (soccer).

Even North Korea is less corrupt than FIFA

by markbriton May 31, 2015

finia

A really cool person who’s a real badass and not mainstream AT ALL.

I just slapped a bitch in the face.

You are so finia!

by o’star October 23, 2019

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

FIFA bullshit

When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.

Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.

Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.

Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.

Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!

Lucas throws his controller out the window.

by easucks2020 September 2, 2020

FIFA aids

Being subject to EA's scripting, 90th minute goals and off sides that are clearly onside.

Wow, i've FIFA aids because i concede 90th minute goal!

by a rock not the rock July 28, 2014

fifa 18

full of sweaty bois like toomoose and roman gladiator

Toomoose: Wanna play Fifa 18
Gladiator: Yeah fam sounds sick g

by Lil Car February 12, 2018

Fifa Syndrome

A false almost delusional belief in one's own Fifa 12 skills.

Shawn Sabeti is suffering from Fifa Syndrome someone get him a doctor.

by hopper9 January 29, 2012