fifia 

A person who is super swag FIFIA stands for Fundementaly Innocent Friendly Igloo Asians

that guy is a fifia

fifia by B1ackLight1 June 9, 2014

Filia 

Filia is a female name that means friendship. When you first meet a Filia she may be a little shy but as you get to know her you will learn she is smart, funny, weird, dramatic, and loves to talk.

Filia is my best friend.

Filia by althea08 June 1, 2020

Fijian Lava Lamp 

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.

LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.

Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016

FIFA Boner 

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

FIFA Boner by the sheen machine April 17, 2011

fifa 14 

The ultimate troll machine. The leading reason for broken controllers and the end of the best friendships. Excessive amounts of profanity and calling your opponent a cunt, wanker, puto, or schlumpe. Sweaty goals, pace abusers, over powered stats, and abuse of Real Madrid.

I am going to go play FIFA 14 and get my shit trolled and probably throw my controller at the wall a couple times or so. Thanks EA Sports.

fifa 14 by Sir David Mo(whore)yes January 11, 2014

FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.

"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"

FIFA bitch by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012

FIFA Tourette's 

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24

Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"

FIFA Tourette's by Schnooters October 8, 2010