easucks2020's definitions
When you're dominating your opponent in FIFA but EA decides it's not your day and fucks you over in stoppage time.
Lucas and Cameron are tied 0-0 late in the game, after Lucas had 20 shots on goal and 80% possession.
Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.
Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.
Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!
Lucas throws his controller out the window.
Lucas: I can't wait to be rewarded with a win for my hard work!
EA: Haha, good one!
Cameron: It's the 90th minute! Watch this.
Cameron's defender makes a weak attempt at goal, but it gets deflected and Lucas' sedentary goalkeeper watches as the ball slowly rolls into the net.
Lucas: That's some FIFA bullshit!
Lucas throws his controller out the window.
by easucks2020 September 2, 2020
Get the FIFA bullshitmug.