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Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
by sam nutt May 3, 2007
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farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.
GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!
by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007
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Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.
Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!
by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011
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Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.
by Elysian27 February 21, 2010
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farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
by Poodleusier June 29, 2004
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FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007
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Frosticles

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles
When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles
by Luviticus December 20, 2008
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