Fisticulous

When something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face.

I had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the DMV.

by Down Town Kelly B. November 6, 2011

FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

fisticle

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.

The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.

by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008

Festical

Sexual decorations

"I hung all my festicals last night.."

by HowardHughes May 19, 2009