festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

fosters home for imaginary friends

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

by ohsaline August 12, 2006

Wuck Festern

A saying created by Canada's Queen's University students to be used against rival Western University students. The letters are switched from Fuck Western so that it could be placed on shirt and sold around campus.

sup b, did you see Queen's own Western at homecoming last weekend? Yea man, Wuck Festern!

by Tiger kid February 28, 2014

Festerish

When something or someone is creepy looking on the first glance. He's festerish.

I can't put a finger on it, but his look... it's festerish, he weirds me out.

by honoring alex and mary January 16, 2011

ren-fester

A person who frequently attends Renaissance festivals.

She is a total ren-fester.

by soleclaw23 March 14, 2006