ferret

1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(

1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:

by Insanity'Aflame October 2, 2010

ferret

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

by Cridder November 20, 2006

ferret

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

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by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

ferret

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014

ferret

A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.

"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."

by ferretophobic September 5, 2006

ferret

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

by cunkcore July 27, 2005

ferret

when someone over uses something the are a ferret

"scotts a ferret, he nibbles that skatepark to much, he needs to ride some trails!!"

by cellardoor4130 May 23, 2005