Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."
"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."
"Cops are here. Feng shui it."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."
"Cops are here. Feng shui it."
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Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.
Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.
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That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.
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"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
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both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.
is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
both the practical art and the sensibility of placing things in any given space, so that one just feels good.
is it the directional energy that the ancients were fearing when placing their bed, or just the draft?
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The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
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