fencing

Everyone who says that fencing is for "fags," SHUT UP! A: stop being prejudiced against homosexuals! B: have you actually met fencers? Have you tried the SPORT (which IT IS) at all, or are you just sitting in front of your computer feeling superior?

I am a teenage girl. I am straight. I am a fencer. The best people I have ever met are fencers. Maybe some of them are gay, some are straight, but it doesn't matter. To be a good fencer, you have to be so physically and mentally strong. It takes years of hard work and commitment and dedication.

Think what you like, I really don't care, but keep it to yourself. Before you post something on this website again, make sure you actually know what you're talking about, okay?

Fencing should be taken seriously for the real sport that it is.

by fencers4life August 07, 2011

fencing

A sport consisting mainly of sweat and tears. The minority of fencers do manage to get into an amazing college and have generally good lives. Don't mess with a fencer, there's a good chance they'll stab/slash you to death.

I must need a good resume to get into Yale, maybe I should take up fencing!

by coolclutz March 01, 2015

fencing

A sex position that minimizes transmission during Covid19. The 2 partners lay down head-to-toe while wearing facemasks and use their arms to reach out for the other person's genitals, thus keeping their faces about 6 feet apart. Resembles the Olympic sport of fencing because of the masks and outstretched arms.

Man: Want to come over to my place tonight? We can have some fun.
Woman: But it's still dangerous because of Coronavirus!
Man: We'll be careful. Just fencing. I promise.

by L'Etranger#2 June 17, 2020

fencing

A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'

This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.

And tall.

GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!

Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.

FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes

Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!

by fencingfencingfreaks January 19, 2008

fencing

a so-called "sport" for queers, fags jump around in white tights and bang each other's long sticks, then they get new partners and repeat

honestly, fencing is an art, not a competitive sport

martial arts, wrestling, and football own fencing

everyday when our wrestling team walks by the fencing practice, we make fun of them

by TakedownFire December 07, 2006

fencing

When one partner has a genital piercing and the other has an oral piercing. The partner with the oral piercing performs oral sex on the other to which the piercings "clink" together making the sound of two swords.

Honey..I am a horny, "wanna go fencing?"

by SSmeek July 03, 2012

on the fence

unsure about the decision at hand

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck

by jesus September 02, 2003