Feldercarb

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.

"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."

by redhex September 8, 2006

felkerising

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Febe

Febe is a caring kind and gorgeous girl. She is beautiful inside an out, everyone loves a Febe and her caring and compassionate personality attracts lots of friends. She is also a quirky one and can make anyone laugh with her terrible jokes. A Febe usually has gorgeous eyes and darker hair.

Omg Febe’s so nice!!

I wish I was more like Febe!!

by Dogeeee July 24, 2018

don felder

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.

That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.

by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007

Febeaver

A type of spray used to mask a smelly vagina

Wow! That girl has a nasty, smelly, rotten pussy! I had to spray some febeaver on it to freshen it up.

by Beeble lover April 3, 2015

felbows

Compound of fat elbows. A characteristic found in most obese people.

An instance in which the fat of you upper and lower arms overlap your elbows, thus giving the appearance of a "fatty elbow."

The boy was so obese he not only had 4 chins but felbows as well.

by Jim Kastrup February 15, 2005

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009