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tips fedora

“Tips Fedora” is an online expression used in mocking response to a statement of opinion thought to be held by a young adult male who probably wears fedora as a fashion accessory. The phrase refers to the gesture of tipping one’s hat as an expression of recognition or acknowledgement between two persons.
by A non tipper of a fedora February 9, 2015
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fedoraballs

When one's testes are dimpled and slightly flattened at the edges, in the manner of a fedora. Extremely painful to experience, but women will treat you like a man with a puppy. See fedorable
Sally opened the car door on John's nuts so fast, that he found himself laying on sidewalk with throbbing fedoraballs. As John lay writhing on the ground, it wasn't 15 seconds before he was surrounded with a bevy of dames pinching him affectionately on the scrotum and taint. They were all luxuriating in it's silky texture, and sweet musky scent, cooing to it as one would a baby, or a weaned pup.
Sally stood to the side, hands on hips. "Golly, that John is surrounded by gorgeous gals. I don't like this at all! Not one iota! By my stars and garters, I'll never smash him in the nuts again. I'll say, those ladies are uncomfortably close to his dick!"
John was groaning simultaneously in pain and pleasure, for he was by now fully unfurled.
Sally shooed the girls away, and they protested loudly,"Hey, what's the big idea?""There's enough to go around, Sister!""Hey, Buzz off! You've got a lotta moxie." "Why I oughta...""See here, you silly broad!"
by Vidal Sassoon January 23, 2008
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Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem

The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.

No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
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mouth fedora

A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.

In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
1: Is the fog rolling in off the lake?

2: Nah, just some mouth fedoras on the corner.
by spenndiagram March 21, 2016
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fedora tipper

A self-righteous, pseudo-classy angstheist.
Holy shit! This imageboard is filled with fucking fedora tippers!
by TheTypoPoopcicle June 26, 2016
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the fedora fic

Where Patrick Stump shoves a fedora up Frank Gioia and Tyler Joseph's ass and shoves a fedora down Josh Dun's throat.
by MultiFandom39 August 15, 2017
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fedorable

transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.
The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.
by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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